Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Sunday, August 7, 2011

You Can't Take It Back

For everyone that went through a rough week, and for the weeks to come.  Hey, it's only money, right?  Not sure how long this will stay up but why not have a good laugh and shake it off.   Our pound of flesh is coming soon, can I have an Amen?

Friday, July 9, 2010

Please Welcome Igor Marxo



Pretty good satire. I chortled heartily. You can find him under the White Blogosphere section. Say Hi!

Monday, March 22, 2010

The Theory of Evolution

We need some comic relief after a trying day. Picked this off VNN while lurking there as I sometimes do. I have to admit, once in a while I will leave the TV on the same channel after watching the Three Stooges and watch South Park on Saturday night. South Park is weird stuff but sometimes they have a way of getting in jabs at politically correct ideas. After today we all deserve a good laugh, right? The absurdity of the Theory of Evolution.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

The Anti-Racists

Funny cartoons, courtesy of DonaldT of the Phora! Be sure to check him out at http://www.thephora.net/ Better yet, sign up and join the debates. There we have jews, philos, racialists, mulitculturalists and more. I'm sure you'll find your niche there!





You can view more of DonaldT's cartoons here

Monday, July 13, 2009

God Angry - Does Not Want Jews in His Space

Remember what happened the last time a jew was sent into space? God Smite it down, over Palestine! Texas, that is. Now, another jew is about to move into God's Dominion. If I were a crewmember on that shuttle, I'd be calling in sick!

Mark Polansky, the Korean Jew:


Here we see Mark with the pilot, anyone care to take a guess on what he is? Beats me. Ain't white though.



CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. — NASA faced the prospect of more stormy weather Monday as it tried for the fifth time to launch shuttle Endeavour to the international space station.

Thunderstorms prevented Endeavour and seven astronauts from blasting off Sunday evening. Forecasters said there was a 60 percent chance the weather would force yet another delay Monday evening for the space station construction mission.

"It's just not our day for the weather," launch manager Mike Moses said following the latest postponement

"We'll be ready," commander Mark Polansky said.

Source

Whoa, hell! A jew in charge of the launch! I wouldn't be spectating around there, either. If you do, bring your fireproof umbrella, you're gonna need it.

Ye have been warned!

Behold! The Anger of a rightous God!


Remember what Jesus said to the scribes and pharisees so many years ago:

"I am from above, Ye are from below." John 8:23 KJV

Jesus didn't say it but implied that you all need to stay here (below). Don't be coming up here cause the devil is confined to the earth!

And now, a word from our sponsor, The Spirit of Truf. Flowing straight from the survival scroll!

Africans Angry - Will Give Traditional Dance During All Star Week

St. Louis Negros Show their displeasure!



Members of the group, the African-American Business and Contractors Association, said at a news conference in St. Louis that they want the region to know that too few minority contractors are being hired as subcontractors on public projects.

"It seems like things have changed. In reality, they have not changed," said Hilary Ogunrinde, owner of HLS Hauling and member of the contractors association. "You should be outraged because there is discrimination in your neighborhood."

Source

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Oops! Metrosexual Has Bad Hair Day.

Com'on, lighten up! Or shall we say, brighten up?! Not feeling too angry today so I thought you might like to relax and take in lighter (no pun intended) fare.



And before we move on, there's something else I must say. I just want you to know I find it difficult to even talk about men's hair. I find it, well, unmanly. When I get together with my brothers - one is a newspaper editor and the other a truck driver - we don't typically talk about our hair.

William confides to me that he, too, was hesitant to so publicly discuss his hair travails.

"I have been embarrassed by the whole thing," he says. In fact, when he rescheduled a business trip to Los Angeles he couldn't tell the whole truth.

"I told them there was a medical problem in the family," he says.

But if you're so embarrassed, why call a columnist? Why put Crouching Hair photos on the Internet?

"If it happened to a kid for God's sake, it could be a far more tragic outcome," he answers. "I am a father. God help us if this had happened to a 10-year-old kid."

First of all, the same chemicals used on an adult are not used on a child, says Vernon Suemnicht, who owns the O'Fallon Fantastic Sams and others.

He and William have spoken twice on the phone and probably won't speak again. They're at an impasse.

William says he does not intend to sue, despite stating otherwise on his website. What he really wants is the scalp of the woman, about 26 years old, who allegedly "butchered" his hair. He wants her fired.

In addition, William wants Suemnicht to pay whatever it costs for William to go elsewhere to have his hair turned to a more, shall we say, "neutral" color.

In response, Suemnicht says he will not fire the young stylist.

"I told him that is not going to happen," Suemnicht says. "She is a good stylist and she has a large following. Every once in a blue moon, these kinds of things happen.



Sounds like Vernon might have a lisp! Pretty funny story. You can read the rest of this um..catfight here

Happy White St. Patrick's Day!

Picked off of Niggermania.

Let off some steam with a good Irishman...




And have a laugh...punch line at .57sec

Sunday, February 22, 2009

New Forum Added - The Obama Forum

OMG, it's worse than I thought! We're doomed! I give up. We must assimilate.


Rense.com Among OthersTargeted By Obamafascists2-22-9
From: "Vote Ron Paul" // info@voteronpaul.com Sent: Friday, February 20, 2009 12:26 PM Subject: Inside the Mind of Satan's Army
Today we came upon the most frightening website we have ever seen. This website is fueled by people who praise communism, bigotry and hatred towards our God given rights of Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
We encourage you to read the posts that are proudly displayed on this site, then Get Involved!
http://www.theobamaforum.com/showthread.php?t=1808&page=1

"You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free." - John 8:32
In Liberty, -VoteRonPaul.com http://www.VoteRonPaul.com

FROM THE WEBSITE MENTIONED IN RON PAUL : http://www.theobamaforum.com/showthread.php?t=1808&page=1

"We must make the internet more "Obama" friendly, there are a whole bunch of conservatard sites that criticize our president. I have been assured by Sec of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano that she will take steps to make the internet more friendly but she needs sites that should be banned. Websites that must be banned! "
http://ronpaulforums.com http://www.campaignforliberty.com/ http://wikipedia.org http://jbs.org http://mises.org/ http://www.lp.org/ http://www.lewrockwell.com/ http://www.dailypaul.com/ http://www.infowars.com http://infowars.net/ http://www.prisonplanet.com/ http://www.prisonplanet.tv/ http://www.cato.org/ http://www.rebuildtheparty.com/ http://www.rense.com http://www.projectcamelot.com http://www.informationliberation.com

Once we compile our list and submit it to the ADL, how long before we can expect some results? The government should censor the entire Internet. Only information constructive to the cause of the people and progress should be permitted. __________________

I certainly hope our friens Lormarie ain't a poster over there!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Hitler's BNP membership gets leaked

Time to relax and have a laugh. Got this off of Tommy's News and Views, sent in by a reader.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

The HoochieKoochie Tribe

Have a laugh folks, things are going to get serious soon enough.