Sunday, March 1, 2009

The Freak Known As Apollonian

Location: At a Library somewhere in San Antonio, Texas.
Description: Skinny, hairy, mixed Eastern European looking. Wears a Bishop's Mitre and has a pronounced facial tic.

Can be found with his live-in partner

Other Info:

Supposedly lives at 600 Soledad in San Antonio, Texas.

If spotted, do not try to turn him into this

Or try to pull his shoulders out of socket, break his arms or smash his fingers. Instead, call the nearest Insane Asylum and have him committed or turn him over to Lormarie for Honorary Aryan justice.


Orion said...

Lormarie would pull out whats left of Apoo's hair, and then scratch his eyes out before stomping his skinny ass into the dirt!

Jeff ( Va. Rebel ) said...

If that's really Alpo, how in the world did you manage to get his mugshot ?

(may be a trade secret and that's alright too)

The Mighty Alpo ...

is he stoned or is it memorex ?

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised you found a pic of his life partner, AfricanWarrior.

LFD said...

I guess we'll see comments from Apo once the library opens. Maybe 9 or 10 Central time. I'll be tempted to publish them just to prove how eager he is to post comments here.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure I'm familiar with the two pictured, whatever they are.

Orion said...

Haha Lormarie, that was a good one!

Jeff, I got that image from google. I was looking for a hairy turk type but they were all too obscene to use. Someone else on White Reference found his address supposedly.

NirviusVir, you don't know of Apollonian? He's only been banned from Incogman, Majority Rights, Civil Platform ect... He only posts on un-moderated sites because they figure he'll go away after awhile. He considers himself a biblical scholar when he can only cite one verse out of the whole book.

Apoo is like a jew, always hanging around irritating people until they go crazy.