Thursday, April 9, 2009

Don't Put Your Eye Out

Now that our resident Buddha Belly has his own weapon, I thought it would be good to review some safety procedures to ensure he doesn't put his eye out, or accidentally shoot his mangy dawg.

First up, we have a government sponsored handgun safety course. Try not to laugh too hard.

Next we have a real expert with some real tips. So easy, even a child could follow them!

Just so you missed it the first time, here's yo mamma to reiterate. Always listen to your mamma!

And when you get real good, one day you'll be able to do this! After you get rid of that ZZ-Top beard and buddha belly. There goes Buddha, huffing and puffing!

Hewww, that was a good one, boys! Serpa are good retention holsters.


lormarie said...

Ha ha ha, I remember the video of the first guy shooting himself in the foot...then pretended nothing was wrong. Embarrassed probably?

Boy do I miss the range.

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Orion said...

Tsk Tsk. Jews everywhere.

Orion said...

Ha, yeah, I guess he would be embarrassed. Got to admit though, he did a pretty good job of trying to shrug it off.

A good lesson here; never put a magazine in a weapon when you'll in a situation like that. If you are practicing dry firing, always pull the mag out and rack the slide twice beforehand.

Orion said...

Bonus question: What type of rifle is the lady holding?

Jeff ( Va. Rebel ) said...

Oooo oooo ! Am I too late ?! Looks like mom is holding a SKS
(7.62 x 39 mm) with grenade launcher.

I gots some 30 round steel clips I can make 'er a good deal on ...

(do I win the brick of Stingers as a prize now ?)

(have to watch the other couple flics, but who is Buddha Buddy ... I might have a ZZ top beard boss !)

Jeff ( Va. Rebel ) said...

Ha ! Just watched the rest ... particularly the fruits of your tax dollars hard at work in the first one, oh American sheeple !

Now that's the kind of competency we're talking about - job well done !

Orion said...

Haha, I liked when he said "ain't no one professional enough than me"!

Jeff, I thought you were joking about that being a grenade launcher but dang if it ain't. I thought it was a fancy muzzle break but looking at it you can see the grenade launcher on it.

Orion said...

Buddha is our own LFD, who can't even stay sober enough to watch for Apoo posts!

I hope he doesn't put his eye out.

Orion said...

I meant to say, you can see the launcher sight on the weapon.