Tuesday, April 28, 2009
What the Well Dressed Insurgent is Wearing
Screw "Tea Parties". It's all a diversion. I mean, where were these guys when Bush the War Criminal was burning though millions of dollars a second? Maybe someone should tell Newt Gingrich that it was Bush who started the bailouts, not Obama. These poor souls mean well and their hearts are in the right place yet they just don't understand what they are up against. But I digress.
For a real party, the fashionable insurgent is always in demand. What does the he/she wear? Let's have a look!
First, you need a good pair of steel toed boots. In addition to protecting your feet, it also adds that little extra when kicking your opponent.
Next you need a good MOLLE vest. MOLLE stands for MOdular Lightweight Load-carrying Equipment and is the core piece of your fighting gear. The good thing about MOLLE gear is you can accessorize, accessorize, accessorize! You can add mag pouches
And trauma kits!
just about anything you need to make sure you be the winner in the fight!
So what vest to wear? So many decisions! Up first is our plate carrier model. This is good when you are in a rifle fight and are expecting some really fast spinning things to come your way.
Of course, Plates are not included!
Next is the tactical vest. This is usually used by the pigs who expect little or no resistance from their target or don't expect any prolonged firefights. good for when you are carrying out targeted assassinations and have the element of surprise. Notice the loops for your utility belt.
Or you could choose a chest rig. This for those who don't want to lug around extra weight associated with plates or need something lightweight for those missions that require it.
To round it all out, don't forget your gloves
And your way cool Baclava Mask
Comes in sizes for the lady insurgents too!
Finally, it's time to choose your weapon.
Do you want it in Black?
Or in genuine wood trim
Whatever you get, don't forget your optics!
And don't forget to stuff these in your MOLLE pouches before you go. You'll need them!
Godspeed, Warriors. Your people are depending on you!
Valhalla, I am coming!!!!!